A flood of opportunities

Recent storms in Asia has caused massive flooding in several countries having said that to most people flooding is a way of life and is a treasure chest of opportunities. Take for example Ford use this to advertise in social media how good their SUVs are:

However they tend to have neglected the sedan in the background which is also a Ford :-)

Now if you are advertising Rolls Royce, this is not the most brilliant flyer on how luxurious the car is: it is so luxurious that you need a butler to drain water that comes in to the cabin and 18 people to push it out of flooded streets :-)

And if you buy two supercars make sure you can also afford a garage that don't flood

or protect your car like this:

When you buy a car, make sure the alarms work even in flood waters :-) (notice the blinking lights underwater)

And for those teens who cant afford to be away from their video games, just make sure the power cables are not under water:

If you have invented the ultimate walk on water boots, make sure you have applied for patents, there will be more needing those:

While if you have discovered the new kind of transportation that works on flood waters before you go in it make sure it will not sink:

or perhaps simply use a jetski on city streets

Flood waters should never ever ruin your wedding day. You can make it more exciting by getting married on flooded streets :-) or surfing the flood or scuba diving your way to school or for a lost submarine to surface beside a shopping mall....

And don't forget to call in to tell your boss you can't make it to work today :-D